Part I
And the most epic collection continues!
This is driving Nirvana! You can forget anything you've ever driven, anything. There is no car, nothing on four wheels, that is as fast as this.
It's like Blenheim Palace on wheels!
I would rather be in this than in Keira Knightley.
This car is for the men whose lives are completely empty... and they are looking forward to the day they will die because it will give them something to do.
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
I'd rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy; Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation; I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.
You do not just avoid the Suzuki Wagon R. You avoid it like you would avoid unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.
Whenever I'm suffering from Insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off.
Let me put it this way. The Ferrari is a pair of stockings. The McLaren is a pair of tights. Scientifically and mathematically and practically, the McLaren is better. And yet somehow, it isn't.
